Past Parties -Part 1

The bucket is next as soon you've finished that!

Hello? Hello? Is there anybody down there?

So that's why you can't get served in Wetherspoons - the barmaids are blind and they can't see you with your tongue hanging out waiting for a pint!!

The Three Degrees?

Well apart from the colour, they're the spitting image!!

Shampsy's Angels?

See, Lou's  got her eyes shut again, it's no wonder you come out of Wetherspoons more sober than when you went in!